In reality no witches were burned during the 1692 Salem Witch Trials. The victims, one of whom is a distant relative of Tim's (Sarah Wildes), were all hanged. You'll note that "burned at the stake" rhymes better than "hanged". We have judiciously applied poetic license.

(Since the Internet is such a reliable up-to-date medium, we feel compelled to advise that the information above - which is as it appeared in the paper card - is incorrect. One of the alleged witches was crushed to death. Sorry if this misinformation caused any inconvenience.)