It was another year in February
when Santa was heard to say,
"My conveyance is way outdated,
I need to modify my sleigh."
 
I think it needs to be a little longer,
and perhaps a little slimmer to."
(At this point Merry smirked and said
"The same could be said of you!")
 
"Now although we won the Artic Rules
the economy really sucks.
We'll have to out the job out to tender
to save a couple of bucks."
 
But this was rather pointless
for in the midst of the North Pole ice
there is only one sleigh repairer,
that monolithic ADI.
 
So the job was progressing finely,
the elves were all in PGP
when the horribly shocking news came,
the Easter Bunny had invaded New Year's Eve.
 
The battle sleighs were all recalled
to have their weapons fits improved
with the first to suffer: Santa's sleigh
(which had its after gun removed).
 
Thus Santa's sleigh was still in bits
as December drew on near
and that no deliveries could be done
was Santa's one consuming fear.
 
"This is rather pathetic!" screamed the senior elf
as he spun off in a tizz
"If I were in charge they'd learn a thing or two.
I'd stick my foot right where it fits!"
 
But tantrums got them nowhere
and the schedule tracked on right
and Santa's sleigh remained in bits
on that magic night.
 
So when Santa doesn't appear this year
and Easter Bunny hatred grows
I hope the powers get it right
and nuke that Bunny till he glows.

 
 Ó Wevel Pyatt Productions Unlimited 1990